Thursday, 1 December 2011

Burger under 30: Tofu Burgers with Guacamole and Spinach

As meat prices keep rising, sometimes you're forced to use ingredients that you wouldn't normally use. Tofu isn't something I would associate with a delicious, moist burger. But as I had a block of tofu in the fridge $6 left in my bank account, I had to improvise.

This one takes less than 30 mins from the cutting board to mouth and contains a lot less fat than your typical beef burger.

Go get:
Packet of firm tofu.
A small onion.
2 Cloves of garlic.
Paprika
Worcestershire Sauce
Dried chili flakes
Soy Sauce.
Spinach.
Guacamole.

The Action:

1. Finely chop your onion and garlic and fry with a bit of oil. Season with a pich of salt and pepper as well as some generous splashes of Worcestershire sauce (that's wuss-ter-sheer to you Americans who can't pronounce all them 'fancy' words like).
2. Mash up the tofu and your cooked onions and garlic. Splash in some soy sauce as well as half a teaspoon or more of paprika and your chili flakes.
3. Combine into patties and fry until cooked through. Top burgers with a handful of spinach and and generously smear the inside of the burger bun with some guac.


Quick, easy, healthy and sophisticated- and for less than a dollar per burger.

Friday, 28 October 2011

"Pink Fish" (As the Ebsworth's Call it): Teriyaki Salmon with Stir Fried Vegetables and Vinegar Rice





I recently watched the documentary Food Matters (You can watch the entire thing here). Despite some dubious claims that huge amounts of vitamin C could cure cancer, it raised some valid points. Apparently, the Western diet is hugely lacking in vitamins and minerals. We walk around every day tired as shit, just waiting to get cancer. So in response, I cooked this dish which contains not one, but TWO *gasp* super-foods - wild salmon and broccoli. This dish is quick and easy, serves two and costs around $4 a head. It would be drastically cheaper if I used farmed salmon, but fuck it. This time I'm doing luxury.


Go Get:
Half a pound of salmon fillet
Soy Sauce
Sake/ white wine.
Mirin (if you don't have any, just use sugar)
3 Cloves of Garlic.
2 Inches of Ginger
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2 Carrots
Broccoli
3-4 Mushrooms
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175 g (1 Cup) White rice
Red wine/ white wine vinegar
1 tsp of sugar.


The Action
1. We need to create a marinade for the fish. Cut up three cloves of garlic and grate an inch of ginger root. Take the Sake (or white wine) and soy sauce and pour into a ziploc bag in equal amounts with the garlic and ginger. Put your fish in the bag, and leave in your fridge for at least 2 hours.

2. When it gets close to dinner time, put the rice in salted boiling water and simmer for 20 minutes. Meanwhile, peel the carrots and then strip them using a potato peeler. Chop up your broccoli and crumble your mushrooms. Set Aside.

3. Heat up a saucepan until very hot. Put 3 tbsp of oil in the pan (I used sesame seed oil) . Place the fish skin side down and cook for approx 3 minutes. At the same time heat a second pan and throw in your vegetables. Add a spash of soy sauce and a pinch of sugar to the veggies as you cook 'em.

4. Flip your fish and cook for a further 3 minutes and remove from pan.

5. Combine 5 tbsp of vinegar (you can use white or rice) with a tbsp of sugar in a small bowl. Microwave, and add to your fully cooked rice.

Plate up and enjoy!

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Chef Boyardee it Aint: Squash, Spinach & Bacon Ravioli


Hello Cheapskates,


It's been a while since my last update. No, I haven't given up on the project and no, I certainly haven't stopped cooking. This week I bring you something that I haven't tried before- a Ravioli made entirely from scratch.

What's great about this recipe is that what you put inside of the ravioli is entirely up to you. I came up with this one through rustling through the vegetable crisper, and pulling some unused bacon stuck to the back of the fridge (let's be honest, we've all been there).

If you can't find Yellow Squash, you could just as easily use butternut squash. This recipe takes roughly 30 mins to make, serves 3, and costs around $2 a head.

It Took me 10 minutes to take this photo. This is not a joke.


Go Get:
1 Yellow Squash
1 Bag of Spinach
2-3 Rashers of Bacon (The ball of cheap cooking bacon available at most UK supermarkets works just fine)
2 Handfuls of grated cheese, preferably Parmesan.
4 White Mushrooms
3 Cloves of Garlic
3 Eggs
300-400g Flour
Olive Oil,
Salt & Pepper

The Action:
1. Put some water on to boil. Shred the squash using a cheese grater, finely cut the garlic and combine in a bowl. Crumble the mushrooms with your hands into rough piece mix with the squash and garlic.

2. Roughly chop the bacon and fry using a small amount of oil. After the bacon bits have started to turn crispy, throw in the garlic squash & mushroom. Fry for a further few minutes, drain the excess fat & water and put back into the bowl.

3. Roughly chop your spinach and combine with the bacon, mushroom and squash. Throw in the cheese and season the mixture with a large pinch of salt and pepper. It should look something like this:


4. Time to make the pasta sheets. If you have a blender, crack three eggs and combine with the flour in the mixing bowl. Add 3/4th tsp of salt and 1tsp of olive oil. Blend until mixed. Keep adding flour until the mixture has lost it's stickiness. If you don't have a blender, pour the flour onto a counter-top, create a well in the middle and crack your eggs into it. Get your hands dirty and mix.

5. Kneed the dough for around 8 minutes. Cut the dough-ball in half and either run it through a pasta maker (I don't have one), or roll it out using a rolling pin covered in flour.

6. Place your fillings on one of the pasta sheets 2 inches apart from each other. Take the yolk of one egg, beat it, and spread around the fillings. This will be the glue that holds the ravioli together.

7. Cover with the second sheet of pasta, and cut out the individual ravioli pieces. Press down to get out all of the air inside the ravioli and make sure to seal the sides and edges. Boil for 15 minutes and serve with a dash of olive oil and pepper.


Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Super Quick and Fresh Burmese Fish Curry


Whilst my fish fillets sat defrosting on my counter top I pondered what to do with them. As much as I liked how my beer battered fish tacos came out last time round (recipe will follow at a later date), I had already eaten fried food TWICE that very day -damn you America!- so I wanted something slightly less greasy.

I wanted to do some sort of curry but couldn't be bothered to go and buy curry paste and coconut milk (which is both terrible for you and expensive - fuck coconuts). Luckily, I managed to find this awesome video in which you make your own curry paste from scratch out of readily available ingredients- onions, garlic, coriander and dried chili. Unlike the video I used chili flakes and didn't bother soaking them in water to save time. I also lacked tumeric, so I combined 3/4ths of a tsp of paprika with 4/ths of cumin and a dash of cinnamon to coat the fish.



This dish took 20 minutes to prepare and cook, serves three and is probably the freshest tasting curry recipe I've used. And at around $2 a serving, you can continue to use what little money you have on getting hammered. This is how it turned out:

Friday, 30 September 2011

Fightin' Texas Chili: The Definitive Chili Con Carne Recipe


Howdy y'all. The following is a recipe for a Texan chili that I've been trying to perfect over the course of three long years. I finally discovered that the key to a great chili is.... a fuck load of beer. You will want to leave it to simmer for at least two hours (longer is better!), so I'd save this one for the weekend if you're working the hellish 9-5 grind and freeze the left-overs for the week ahead.

Go Get:

1 Large onion or 2 small ones.
2 Cloves of Garlic
1 Can of Kidney beans
1 Can of chopped/ diced tomato
1 Stock cube
500g/17oz Ground/minced beef or pork.
Chili Powder
Chili flakes or fresh chili peppers.
Cumin
Cinnamon powder
1 Can of Beer. I used Lonestar, 'cause.
Sour Cream
Worcestershire Sauce

The Action:
1. Chop up the onion and garlic into small cubes (click here to learn how to chop things) Fry the onions in a little oil and butter on a high heat. I use bran oil or rapeseed oil, as it burns at a higher temperature than olive oil.

2. Once the onions have softened, throw in the garlic and fry for a minute or two, stirring regularly. Add a splash of Worcestershire sauce.

3. Clear the vegetables to the side of the pan and brown the meat in the center, breaking up the chunks with a spatula.

4. Add 2 tbsp of Chili powder and 1 tbsp of cumin and fry until the spices release their aroma. Add half a tsp of dried chili power or cayenne pepper if you prefer it spicy, or you're spiking a certain someone's food *cough* Julian Wharton *cough*.

5. Pour in the can of beer and wait till the mixture boils. I used Lonestar, which is a light, largely flavourless lager for Texan pride's sake. You can experiment with different types. A heavy dark beer such as Shiner Bohemian Black or a Bombardier would taste awesome.



Pictured: Deliciousness

6. Put in your can of chopped tomatoes, the stock cube a dash of cinnamon and a thumbnail sized chunk of chocolate or sugar. Set the hob to a low temperature, cover and celebrate Texas style by molotov cocktailing a planned parenthood center!

7. Check every so often that your chili isn't drying out (add water if it is), and add your kidney beans 20 minutes before turning the stove off. The chili should have reached a thick, soupy consistency. Add some cornstarch if it's too runny. Leave to cool for 10 minutes to let the flavor soak into the meat.


The finished product.


8. Season well (keep taste testing as it will need more salt than you think) and serve with rice and a dollop of sour cream on top.

TIP- Boil your rice with a tbsp of salt, as unseasoned rice tends to taste extremely bland.

And that about does it. One batch of this stuff will end up producing 4-5 servings, so freeze your leftovers for later. Buying the spices will be expensive at first, but will last months. Thus the total cost per serving is around $1.75, depending on what beer you use.

Stay hungry, friends.

Monday, 26 September 2011

Screw Dominoes: Presenting a DYI Mushroom, Mozzarella and Pesto Thin Crust Pizza that Costs Under Two Bucks


This recipe is a perfect example on how you can cook better, cheaper and more healthy than fast food chains. And this for my American readers, is a step towards not being so fucking fat. This meal takes under 30 minutes from cutting board to mouth, which is around the same time as a delivery.

Go get:
Fleishmann's Pizza Crust Yeast.
Flour (If you don't have any already).

Sugar.
Butter/vegetable spread.
Olive Oil.
A block of Mozzarella.
6 or 7 mushrooms (We used the darker colour variety for presentation's sake).
A bag of spinach.
A jar of Pesto (We used the stuff in a sachet which worked just as well, and was really cheap).
3-4 Cloves of Garlic.

The Action:
1. Follow the directions on the back of the pizza crust packet; combine one cup of flour with 3/4ths of a cup of hot water with a tsp of sugar , 3/4ths of a tsp of salt and the yeast itself and mix. The Consistency of the dough should be slightly sticky to the touch- keep adding flour until the dough sticks to your fingers and is elastic.

2. Pour flour onto your counter top and spread it out. Also cover your hands in flour. Start molesting the hell out of that dough by pulling it and smushing it together again.

3. Get out your rolling pin (What? You don't have one? They cost like $3 from your local supermarket) Roll out the dough until it's even and larger than your baking tray. Keep dusting the top of the dough to stop it sticking to your rolling pin.

4. Smear butter on the baking tray using a paper towel. Don't use to much butter, but just enough that you get an even translucent coating. place your dough on the tray, and roll the edges as if you were rolling a sleeping bag. These will form the crust. Note: It doesn't matter if your baking tray is square. Pizzas in Italy are square for some reason. Square pizzas are still delicious.

5. Cover your dough base with pesto (don't get any on your crusts). Roughly chop the garlic and spread it evenly. Cover with grated mozzarella (we used an entire pre-shredded pack of the stuff)

6. Rip up the mushrooms by hand (sliced 'shrooms look a tad synthetic). Add to the pizza. Take a handful of spinach and do the same. For extra deliciousness, drizzle with pesto. If using the jar stuff, mix with olive oil to make it liquidy). Here's me drizzilin':



7. Season with salt and pepper and stick it in a pre-heated oven at 450 for 15 mins. This is what it should look like before baking, and after.




And guess what? The total cost per serving (it serves two) is $1.82. This obviously isn't the total cost of all the ingredients, but only the ingredients used. You would have the majority of a bag of spinach left over that could be uses in sandwiches or salads.


Until next time......

Aims

Hello hello, this is my new recipe focused food blog for paupers- Beggar's Banquet. I am a recent graduate who is living in College Station Texas, and with an extremely limited budget. I've been interested in food since starting University almost four years ago, where I finally had to start cooking for myself . I have since taken a cooking course from the excellent Keith Burke (his blog is here) as well as having trained at The Rivington based in Shoreditch, London.

The point of this blog is to bring home cooked food into the kitchens and dining tables of those who typically can't really spend much on food; students, recent liberal arts graduates and all the other peasants who like myself earn under $1000 a month. The recipes and techniques posted here will be easy for a beginner to grasp. I even have a test- if my girlfriend can make it (she is beyond useless at cooking) then anyone can.

The recipes posted here will also try to be as healthy and as ethically sound as possible, without sacrificing deliciousness. As I am a hungry-man on a 3000 calorie a day diet, portion sizes will be average to large, so prepare to go un-fucking-hungry.

So get out those knives, chopping boards and pans and prepare to eat cheaply and awesomely.